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Beau's New Job

Beauregard James likes to get the most enjoyment possible from his toys. For him that means ripping them to shreds. For the record - he doesn't get to kill them until Lucy has broke their noise makers. She likes noisy toys and will guard them to keep them safe from "the destructive one." But once she's killed them, she lets him have them. Last week - Beau was playing 'Rancher.' He'd get one toy at a time and take them outside (where good toys are not allowed) and kill them. I said he was leading them to slaughter - one by one!
If you make that picture bigger you can see the parts of pigs, cows, hedgies and a bear. See what I mean? Rancher!

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  1. Funny how some like the squeakers, some like to rip and shred and some just like to carry them around without being destructive.

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  2. Ah, Beau. I see your motivation: Mom has to buy you more toys!

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  3. Haha! So cute! Jackjack is that way with toys once Abby looks away. She guards them like hey are her babies until mean ole Jack rips them apart.

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  4. OMG... that is hilarious... esp that he did it one by one and kept at it!

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  5. Everyone needs a vice... even the dogs!

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  6. Hahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahahahahaahahahha!

    Mugsy is smiling down, whispering in Beau's ear.

    Oh - and FYI... I see a comment with nothing but square boxes a couple up. You missed a foreign spammer, evidently. ;)

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  7. Too funny. Alex plays, Skippy slaughters - and he has such fun doing it. Just like Beau, I imagine !

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  8. This post made me laugh out loud! Give Beau a smooch for me for making me smile. :)

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  9. All my toys end up looking like this too-lol. My mom keeps buying them though. She's great that way!

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  10. That's my Emma, too! Any stuffed toy that comes into the house is hers, and hers alone. She will carry it everywhere, then all of a sudden she decides it must die. The stuffing I have picked up over the years would fill a football stadium!

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